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Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.

I didnโ€™t do much today, i was watching paint dry.

by Kopthis October 3, 2019

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tv was watching me

"The TV was watching me" means I fell asleep in front of the television. It sounds like I am paranoid or geeked, but no, nah brah, I wasn't watching the TV; it was watching me.

I had a long day at work, I ate a pizza n fell out on the couch whilst watching TV. Yea man, the TV was watching me.

by Kozak Khan April 3, 2016

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Watch em up

Term used to describe the latest genre of video games that involve very short sections of actual gameplay, seperated by very long cut scenes. Usually, the total time of all the cut scenes is greater than the time spent actually playing.

prima - "I just played Metal Gear Solid 2"

secunda - "How long did it take you?"

prima - "8 hours, 7 of which were cut scenes"

secunda - "welcome to the world of watch em ups"

by LOL Shad September 20, 2008

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watching Date Movie

smoking weed/being under its influence

Me: Dude, let's go watch Date Movie while watching Date Movie!
Alek: Sounds good.

by sssssc August 15, 2006

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Watch em swang

Wear your stunna shades and Ghost-ride the whip, then scrape, Now... Gas, brake, dip, dip and Shake them dreads when doin the thizz face.

Uugh. Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em
I aint got none, but Iโ€™m planning on growing some, watch em swang

by Homie Jizzle May 21, 2006

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watch my kids

The process of jerking off and cumming into someones eye

GUY: Im gonna cum
GIRL: On my face

GUY: Here watch my kids

by JIMBEAN37273 March 31, 2017

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STOP WATCHING GAY SPIDER

syria and assad is only love

That boy wont stop watching Gay spider. He isnt a true assad

by busrespeccer9 January 30, 2020