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Like a wet willy, you lick your fingers during sex, plug your partner’s ears, then proceed to laugh like the JOKER (2019).
Yo Ethan, I was with my girl last night and whipped out a Wet Joker. She loved it.
A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.
Dave: we're coming into port..
John: yeah I know.
Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).
Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
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An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.
"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"
To stick your tongue violently into your unsuspecting neighbor’s kids ear.
Nolan was mortified when he got a Wet Dylan
When you stick your penis in pancake batter and then continue on with intercourse to a girl on her period.
I couldn't think of what Julie wanted for breakfast, so I gave her a wet corndog .
One Amazing tool or device used to cut rock hard minerals or surfaces into smaller more manageable pieces.
Adams father gave him a wet saw to cut the marble floor in the kitchen that was being remodeled.