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pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you
Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?
Jake: Hell yeah
Adam: Did she like it?
Jake: Not at all
the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.
"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"
When a lady puts on a shirt over a wet bathing suit top, and the water soaked through. Boobie Wets.
Amber is on first date at the beach, and she’s enjoying swimming with her man. Back up on the beach for lunch, she throws on a T-shirt. Amber gets boobie wets. How embarrassing!
During intercourse, when a male ejaculates into his hand then throws it into his partner’s face
“How did your date with Cindy go last night?”
“Not great. She wouldn’t talk to me after I gave her a wet snowball”
When a man ejaculates into his hand and then via his finger inserts said ejaculate into someone’s ear
Hey Mike, how’d you get on last night?
Ah man, gave Danielle a wet ronnie?
It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.
Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area
Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?