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He loves her more than he loves life itself, The reasons being, she has the most beautiful eyes, such a cat like personality,he loves her because she gives him reasons to wake up and be happy every day and she is the one who he will never EVER let get away,
Do you know why kaleb loves kylie?
Nope but I do now.
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When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.
For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.
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i swear to fucking jod if this guy in this discord group doesn't stop doing fucking morse code i am going to kill someone
"IF YOU DON'T STOP USEING MORSE CODE THIS WILL BE MY 13th REASON WHY"
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When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends
Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend
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<3Because I like u and love u as a friend<3
“Ur bad at Minecraft” -Ways I Show I like You And Why I Bully you
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Why you ain’t say nothing? — A favorite interrogative when someone gives you too much information way too late!
The reply to “ Why you ain’t say nothing?” is usually: “What! You didn’t know?!!!”
1) Man at a collage reunion::
You know, when we were in school, I hade quite a crush on you.
Woman at the reunion:
Why you ain’t say nothing?
2) First Friend:
You didn’t have to bring trees with you from out of town; Buddha is legal here in this state.
Second Friend:
Why you ain’t say nothing?
First Friend:
What! You didn’t know?
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The thing everyone should google on new years day
*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?
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