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An Asian who is very good at cooking yet failures to perceive the inevitability of human nature. A concept that has long been forgotten over the course of ages.
He's a Wilson
Man, that must suck.
an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background
“Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”
“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”
Small town in Carter county known for dirty cops, crooked town management and the birthplace of chuck norris.
Chuck Norris is from Wilson Oklahoma.
Verb: Sex Act
To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"
"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"
"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
That scary, out of body experience when waking in the morning, still half asleep, to see the sheets around your crown jewels undulating up and down !!!
Yawwwwn !!! - Oh my ...... the sheets are undulating again - hope to fuck it's not another Wilson !!
Someone who's free in the hit children's party game Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Nick: Bro, Wilson's so free in smash
Kareem: Right? Always playing Cloud and shit
noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.
After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.