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Its when you masturabate everyday in all 3 winter months
"Dude im did the wicked winter and my dick is smashed from jerking off so much
The most gorgeous girl around! On the short side but makes up for it with sarcastic comebacks. Sweet and creative with a major soft spot for Dr. Spencer Reid
Random person: Winter-Sheigh is a little shit.
Winter-Sheigh: Fuck you
On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude
Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum
Person 2: Eww no
Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*
What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".
I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.
Winter-Fresh is an American trio of musical artists who write their own lyrics and rap/sing to hip hop beats. They currently only have a handful of songs, none of which get released to large audiences. They never perform live but if you manage to get your hands on a copy of their songs you will be entertained. The three members will never release their identity incase one of them can no longer participate. It makes the band able to continue through the ages.
WInter-Fresh is the best band you've never heard of!!
When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe
“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”