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When home over the holidays, hooking up with old friends.
After gorging on a holiday feast, the most succulent thing afterwards is turkey tail
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"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"
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A sexual act in which a man squats over a woman (or man) and said underling performs oral sex from under. In a position where the underling simulated the bobbing head of a turkey while their gagging mimics the gobble of a turkey and the dominant participant's Gentiles simulate the beak and wattle
I had her in a turkey tuck and gagging hard!
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When a couple breaks up before attending college and then come home during Thanksgiving break to have sex.
Bro, I can't wait to go home and see Jenny! So stoked for the Turkey Stuffer!
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(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.
Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.
Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
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To insert a finger with crushed up crystal meth on it into an anus to produce a speed like affect on a victem.
I`ll use the Turkey Blaster on that chick and get her all horney so we can run a train on her.
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To cum repetitively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with cum. To fill them anally.
Darlene Gal: First I'll stuff our Thanksgiving Turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
Phillip Ta Gal: Oh, I'll Stuff The Turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.
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