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a.) a stoner, who is neither black, white, or asian, but all three.
b.) caroline.
girl: omfg, i hate her.
guy: stfu, it's jesus. roll her joint, you slut.
girl: FINE.
When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.
A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.
Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.
STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.
DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.
Chicken sandwiches served at Chick-Fil-A restaurants, so named because of the restaurant's practice and promotion of Christian principles such as being closed on Sunday. It also can refer to Chick-Fil-A itself.
Let's take a break from this mall shopping and head to the food court. I want a Jesus chicken and a lemonade, how about you?
Much like the Gods of days past, Snow Jesus is the 'being' if you will that you pray to in order for it to snow.
James-I heard on the news it was gonna snow tonight!
Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!
The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.
"Lick." Lizard 001
"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus
The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.
Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.