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When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.
Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.
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While embarking upon a sixty-nine postion with your partner, you fart in your partner's face.
While John was 69ing his girlfriend, the burrito he ate earlier caused him to fart and give her a Belgium gas mask.
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When a girl is going down on a guy and she looks up at him but he's so hairy she looks like she has a wolf mask on.
I didn't know I was so hairy until Gina looked up at me last night and she was wearing a Russian Wolf Mask
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A variation of the gorilla mask, a reverse gorilla mask is a sexual act which involves two men. The "donor" first cuts his facial hair. He then proceeds to cum on the shaved testicles of a male friend, the "recipient". The donor then sprinkles his facial hair onto the recipients testicles.
"Dude, you shaved!" "Fuck yeah, man! Last night I totally gave Anthony a reverse gorilla mask!"
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The sexual act of one man squatting himself over another mans face while he is lying down. He proceeds to deficate on the submissive males eyes and then sit on the excrement to spread it on the eyes. He the proceeds to squirt his love juice in the mans mouth to create the Boston cheese mask.
Linsley: "Man, Dom and Kelly came round for dinner and after watching lord of the rings I gave Dom a Boston cheese mask."
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When somebody is sleeping, squat accross his/her face with your asshole covering their mouth, and balls on each eye.
I caught her sleeping with my best friend, so I gave her an asian death mask in her slumber.
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A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.
I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.
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