Saxophone Player

Saxophone Players. Probably attractive. Usually attractive. Always attractive. Really good with blowing. Also romantic and feels the need to always play the hit song Careless Whisper.

Person: Hey have you heard the new saxophone player? She's really good.

Person 2: yea she is always playing careless whisper. The fourth time today.

Trombone player

They are typically like all low wind player gooffy in a fun way and are the smartest in the band.
They also make the best Drum Majors. They also pull all of the color gaurd. cause they hot

Wow that Trombone player is so cool
I know

Lucio Player

An Overwatch Gamer who tends to play the character "Lucio" and most of the time what goes through their brain is either plans to help out their team of 5 pounds of crack

Me: Did you know James is a Lucio Player?
You: Oh fuck

Up (Player)

Up ‘Str8 Up’ or ‘BackUp’ is a former professional Halo & League of Legends player. He gathered a small following upon playing in the 4v4 U.K. championships on Halo Reach & beating players such as Tyler ‘Ninja’ Blevins & also competing in the 2016 Halo World Championship. Up moved his career from Halo and began to play the popular MMO League of Legends in which he had prior experience in & managed to become a European Mid-Lane Challenger 8 Seasons running.

Guy 1: Who is that Ahri?

Guy 2: That’s Up (Player), FF the game.

KDA player

Someone who plays only to have a good kills/death ratio, usually goes for a sturdy charatcher to avoid deaths and would rather lose than die. @MrTomMoose

''Jesus, @MrTomMoose is such a KDA player.''

Gacha player

99% of all the gacha players fake attention and say they are sexually abused by their parents. They always say that they want to die, but I can assure you that if you point a nerf gun against their head they will beg for their life. Long story short, they are just fake.

Boy-"Hey, can u explain to me why that girl is always posting weird suicidal posts on her Instagram?"
Girl-"She is a gacha player.
Boy(to himself) -" it finally makes sense now... "

half player

Someone who has the veneer of an true player and keeps the appearances of being a fuckboy but is genuinely much softer at heart and craves deep emotional connection

Na, he's not like that...he's only a half player