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A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.
I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"
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A female who is not strikingly attractive, however can seem attractive when contemplated, or there is nothing else to offer to the male eye.
Derived from the character Emma Putter, the main romantic interest in Air Bud World Pup.
Matt: You know Alexa Vega from the Spy Kids series?
Ben: Yes.
Matt: I'd tap that!
Ben: Meh. I guess she's Disney soccer-hot.
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I couldn't find a word for it in my dictionaries, so I made one myself. It's a kind of game that is played by two people. A miniature of a soccer pitch with miniature soccer players on it which is played by moving the handles attached to it.
James and Mike were playing hand-soccer.
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The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.
My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.
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When you stop short while driving and throw your arm out to restrain the passenger from being thrown through the windshield à la soccer mom
Today some asshole cut me off and while I was braking I totally soccer mom saved Nadia.
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The slippery slope of becoming a wannabe "Pro Photographer" that starts with the rule of 1 in 1,000.
With the advent of digital slr cameras for under $500 every mom with a camera takes 1,000 pictures of their child, 1 of those pictures is pretty good and when shown to a friend or family member she hears the golden words "that shot is great...you have a real knack for photography" and so the journey begins.
Without any inkling of ISO, shutter speed, aperture, color balance, lighting, composition...any thought at all (AUTO EVERYTHING) mom thinks she has actual talent.
Through the marketing avenues of friends she books a few gigs shooting babies on bedsheets with gerber daisies, wearing funny colorful hats, hanging in cheese cloth, hands shaped in the form of hearts on expecting bellies, bad lighting, composition and exposure, but the ability to "sell it as art" since she's now a pro shooter.
1.) Images way to photoshopped, skintones are blown out, yellow, way to saturated.
2.) Won't give you a receipt since hubby is the bread winner and doesn't claim her income, it's tax free money under the table.
3.) Uses pirated photoshop.
4.) All the comments on their "mommy photo blog" are posted by the same 10 people every post with generic comments like "OMG, SO CUTE!!!!" or "Lisa, you are SO talented, OMG!!!" It's pretty much a must to have multiple exclamation points OMG! All comments must be dripping with unbelievable back patting ooze.
How was your session? I forgot all of my equipment at the studio so I just soccer mom'd it.
Wow, uuum, those images are really something? Yeah, I went to a soccer mom photographer. We didn't have the money for a professional photographer.
Those pictures look like my mom took them! That's because we used a soccer mom photographer.
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when someone says something that:
a) you don't care about
b) dont know anything about
or when you walk up to people in the middle of a conversation and you want to add your 2 cents.
mike: "hey, stan! get this! yesterday, me and my guild totally went to ICC 25 and pwnd the lich king!"
stan: "yeah, dude. soccer."