Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.

I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made

“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”

chinese tank

a round plastic container used for collecting the clothes that has to be washed or sent to the laundry service

jack. when you take off your pants, don't leave them rolling all over the room. please put them into the chinese tank so that i can see them when doing the laundry.

helium tank

then your smoking (weed) with a gb (gravity bong) and you completely fill the inner water bottle with smoke

daaaaaaaamn that’s a fat ass helium tank

Tank Run

A method of mental torture provided by the video game Left 4 Dead 2; by playing the Mutation "Tank Run" alongside a No Incapacitation mod on Expert difficulty.

Nondescript Being 1: Anyways you guys wanna play Tank Run?
Nondescript Being 2: (massive sigh) Fine...

Ty the Tank

Principal at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. He is definitely MSD Strong, and is positive, passionate, and very proud to be an eagle ! Overall badass of a guy🦅

Person 1: Yo who’s this he’s so cool!
Person 2: Thats Ty the Tank for you homie