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Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!
Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.
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Doing anal sex raw with no lube by accidentally slipping in and you just keep going at that point.
Joseph are you doing it John Wayne style.
Yes sorry I should just keep going.
A man with a lot of potential and will reach that potential. He is always caring and thinking of others. He is a wonderful boyfriend even though he does have his moments. He is special in every sense of the word. He tends to hide his thoughts and feelings from others but if he does let you in, you feel like you have the world. He is amazing at EVERYTHING he does. He has an awesome body (army strong). He's the type of guy to take care of you when your sick and cheer you up when you're feeling down. He has the best sense of humor and is fluent in sarcasm. He's the guy you would bring home to mom and dad. The type of guy that you can look past all his flaws and see what a beautiful person he is, inside and out. He is the type of guy you want to monopolize and make him your whole world.
person 1: hey that guy is absolutely gorgeous!
person 2: who? you mean that Michael Anthony Wayne Frigeri guy?
person 1: who is that?
person 2: He's the most amazing person in this universe. DUH!
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What every "old school" hip-hop fans say on every youtube music video for no reason.
Guy 1:These people are way better than Lil Wayne.
Guy 2:Brah, this is a gospel song!
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Tion wayne suck yourself u dusty yute, I’ve got a problem with this Tion Wayne…I swear to god when I see this yute I’ll buss his head in
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Lil Wayne is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
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1. An eerie but beautiful song by banjo-playing singer/songwriter, Sufjan Stevens.
"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"
2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.
Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.
Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."
It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.
Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."
"That guy seems really troubled. I hope he's not secretly another John Wayne Gacy Jr."
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