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Day that falls on November 28th and May 17th of each year
Wife: walks up to husband and whack
Husband: goes ow what was that for
Wife: goes it's whack a husband day
Masturbation while driving an automobile.
Jimmy was bored and horny on that long, solo drive home from college, so he pulled out his dong and had a nice road whack.
To whack someone in the balls while saying SHACK WHACK!
SHACK WHACK (when you hear someone say that your not gonna have kids or be able to walk. also if a Cambodian kid says that YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!)
Grab your favourite hydro flask and smack a girl in the head
Whack a vsco girl with a hydro flask or whip em with a scrunchie and give em what they deserve
When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1
Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."
Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
Beating your meat while you’re high.
Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”
Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”
Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”
the act of masturbating while stoned
on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.