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The day when the best human beings were born. In general, men born in May have the best dick and women have the best pussy. The statistical research shows these facts!
Omg he was born on May 11th, I just know his dick is amazing !
Later that night : Holley Molley his dick was amazing !
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National heart day! Give a heart to your bestfriend, significant other, or even your enemy! <3
Angel: it's may 26th... you know what that means Leon.
Leon: Oh no...
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This is the Constitution Day of Norway. On may 17th 1814 the Norwegian Constitution was signed at Eidsvoll, Norway. The day is celebrated throughout the country, with mainly children's parades. The children are to be the center of celebration on the constitusional day in Norway, as they are the nation's future. This is in the spirit of poet Henrik Wergeland, who was the one who took the initiative to celebrate this day. The parades usually consist of the children from the local school districts, corps music and "russ" - which is high school grad students who traditionally wear overall outfits in different colors - representing the type of education they have finished - and of course tons of beautiful Norwegian flags! Many consider the uniquest part of the 17th may celebration to be the total absence of military parading. May 17th is also celebrated in Norwegian communities throughout the world. In the evening the children go to bed - exhausted from walking in the parade all day and eating tons of ice- cream, and the graduation students and other grown ups party like hell until morning.
Norwegian National Anthem(1st. verse) sung on May 17 :
"yes we love this country as it rises
rugged, weathered, above the water in the thousands of homes
love, love to think, of our father and mother
and the saga nights sends, dreams to our soil!
yes the saga night that sends, sends dreams to our soil!"
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National text yo ex day and not feel
Guilty about it
Rachel: is today may 3rd?
Heather: yes bitch text yo ex rq and see what’s up
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Hannah-May's are cute and funny. They are so easy to talk to and love having fun. They are mysterious, they don't open up to just anyone. They usually have brown curly hair and hazel eyes. Don't ever wrong one though, oh no. For that will be the end of you!
"That Hannah-May is wonderful. I'm going to be her friend.'
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AKA Cinco de Mayo.
The day of emense party in Mexico and anywhere else that wants a good time.
"Whats today?"
"May 5th, why?"
"PAR-TAY"
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May 1st is an Unofficial Canadian Holiday celebrated on the 1st day of every May.
Created to give thanks to friendships and to celebrate accomplishments over the past year. Celebrate your happiness with those who helped you attain it...
Celebrations:
Several Canadian cities hold May 1st festivities, All include gathering of friends and family.
T-Shirt and cookie making is highly recommended
Tag Lines:
May 1st - one name, one legend!
Come to life come to MAY 1ST. I choose to celebrate THE FIRST, MAY FIRST it’s gonna be a formal dress down MAY day, this will be your MAY FIRST bebe!
Here’s to the MAY 1ST you don’t know yet!
When the going gets tough the tough gets MAY 1ST and that’s how all this started.
Good honest MAY 1ST since 2005. MAY 1ST is your safe place in an unsafe world. Think MAY 1ST cuz things happen with MAY 1ST, and if you haven’t heard of it don’t worry cuz MAY 1ST comes to those who wait and you have waited long enough. Life is beautiful with MAY 1ST.
Anything goes, from giving a meal MAY FIRST appeal to getting the MAY 1ST look to reading the perfect book. It’s about seeing the faces you love light up with MAY 1ST. Bottom line it’s what you make it and what you want it to be. So say MAY 1ST…..Sayyyyy it!
In closing:
MAY THE FIRST BE WITH YOU!
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Yo Mel what up for May 1st?
You know you have awesome friends when they take the day off for MAY 1ST xoxo
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