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It’s when you freeze your cum into shapes that form a crown. Then you assemble the pieces together with warm cum to make a crown shape. After you put the crown in a girls head then you wait till the cum unfreezes and melts in her head. But the objective is to bust in her anus before the crown unfreezes.
I made Maria an Alaskan snow Queen, so I had to bust quickly before I lose.
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when you are out in the wilderness and you take a fat shit on someone while in the dark.(only light comes from the moon)
Dude, that alaskan moon pie Collen gave Colton last night was sick!I could smell it in my tent.
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When a Female is sucking your D and you bust in her mouth then punch her in the stomach so she spits it out like a sperm whale.
I was with maggie this weekend and i gave her an alaskan blow- whole
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This is when a Man or Woman Takes a dump in someones shoes then when they put them on the shoes are very warm and sometimes gooey. This is very uncomfortable well worth the warmth.
"Man its pretty cold outside, Think i should give Cindy Some Alaskan Snow Shoes for christmas?"
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When you smash a glass dildo in your partner's ass.
The glass dildo shattered?
Yeah I gave her the old Alaskan ice breaker.
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When you get a girls tits as cold as ice by making her stick em in a freezer, or stand outside naked in the cold, then you go to town on em.
You: "That bitch was being ornery so i stuck her outside naked, and then gave her the ol' Alaskan titty fuck!"
Friend "Word."
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The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.
Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.
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