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People who just wanna be loved and cared for instead of being called a gay bitch because of their name.
My name is Alex, which is short for Alexander
probably goth and short. he's a little ditzy and probably bisexual. but, he's also super sweet and affectionate. he loves hugs and is almost always down to give them. he also probably jokes about getting married to Gerard Way even though he never would and stans him and Lynz. He's super fun to be around, until he starts getting anxious, but it's fine because he makes up for it in the stupid amount of love memes he has saved on his phone.
"oh my god, was that a vampire?"
"no, that was just Alexander"
SIKE you thought this was gonna be another name definiton didn't you?
well that's not how i do things mortal, I do things like this, defining the word alexander as whatever the fuck this is
Alexander's do usualy have a huge penis and big muscles. He always have at least 10 girlfriends at the same time. He is realy good at fucking
Alexander do you have a huge penis?
alexander is the best person ever. if you don't think he's cool then you are wrong and secretly madly in love with him and jealous because alexander is the best person ever. like. ever. ever. he is so cool.
Person A: wow alexander is so cool
Person B: yeah i know but I'm going to pretend i hate him even though i am secretly madly in love with him
Person A: so true.
A Alexander is emo inside and likes to be closed off, but once you get to know him he is a wild one. He likes to make fun of people and call them names. He is also thinks he has a big dick but in reality he has a small dick. He thinks he is cool but buying Star Wars merch and pretending to be Dark Vader. If you meet an Alexander run as fast as you can.
Damn Alexander is a fucking bitch because he thinks he has a big dick.
Alexander is nearly god like. He can be an asshole at times but over all he is a amazing guy. Alexander is just so great. People who don’t know that are stupid.
Alexander is great