smart arse

A smart ass with a particularly dry wit.

Damon of eHacked.forums.com

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my arse

Captain PK's arse

PK: 'My Arse!!!'

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Arse Hole

A word comonly used to descride neds or other dumbassed life forms (Rangers Fans And Old People)

"look At The State Of That Arse Hole"
"Uh Oh Here Comes The Arse Hole Brigade"

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rat-arsed

Extremely blootered as in pished or rubbered Used by musicians to describe their individual state of being during a performance.

Hi man! how did the gig go last night? I can't remember I was absolutely rat-arsed by the end.

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Grassy Arse

What a Spanish person gets from sitting in a field

Jack: What does a Spanish person get from sitting in a field?
Alex: I don't know, what?
Jack: A Grassy Arse

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arse fez

Being a variation on the expletive/insult "ass hat." Coined on the flash animation Weebl (and sometimes Weebl's friend Bob).

(Bob having won a game of I Spy)
Weebl: Arse fez!

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Buscuit Arsed

To be dirty or filthy.

'That guy over there is buscuit arsed.'

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