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When you're absolute garbage at a video game
Bro you're literally dog water.
LMAOOO you're fucking dog water!
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The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..
So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..
Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..
Madam: "Have you cum?"..
Sir: "Not yet darling.."
Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..
Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..
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The head of a labrador puppy on a rainbow background that gives advice to people. A properly constructed advicedog consists of 2 short phrases one on top and one on the bottom.
Abuse Kittens
(Dog Head)
Blame your neighbors
As you can see Advice dog's pool of knowledge is endless.
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A replacement word for "...as fuck" or "...as shit". (Ex: "weird as fuck"="weirder than dog trash)
"How is Mike doing? I heard he got drunker than dog trash last night"
"Sorry I took so long, the line at the drive through was longer than dog trash"
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1.> To refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks.
2.> To refrain from doing something because you are a complete pussy and knowingly admit it.
Origin: When little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.
Jim: Are you coming to the bar tonight?
Mike: Nope, I'm "buyin' the dog" tonight, Jessica got tickets to see Beauty and the Beast on ice.
Jim: Dude, you suck.
A bowl of dog
A common dish eaten at the Chinese Yulin Lychee and Dog Meat Festival
Riki: Hey, what u eating tonight.
Wang: A bowl of dog.
starring as though you are crazy, threatening glance
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