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A Challenge where a person must not drink anything containing Alcohol for the whole month of August.
Mike: You doing No Alcohol August or No Nut November this year?
Guy: Oh yeah, and don't forget Destroy Dick December!
National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”
John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”
The great mushroom war from adventure time that caused the destruction of half the earth and the majority of human life.
Quinn: “Hey, did you know on August 13 it’s the great mushroom war?”
Alex: “the one from adventure time? Yeah.”
arleths birthday 😜😜😜
arleth : why didn’t you tell me happy birthday 🙄
them: sorry it’s august 13 right
August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”
They will expect money from you
Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5
The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.
Girl: when’s your birthday
Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet
Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.
when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20
on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all