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awkward bull

Performed by making the "I love you" sign in sign language, only resting the thumb on the middle and ring finger.
To indicate an awkward moment, the person does the above motion, only wiggling the off and on the middle and ring fingers, and then suddenly stretches the thumb out toward the area where the awkward moment has just occurred.
If the awkward moment was caused by a greatly disliked the person, the person will instead recoil their fingers quickly, making a garbled disgusted noise.

"The awkward bull, since it is not as well-known, better orchestrates an awkward moment than the awkward turtle."

by Lilith Smith January 16, 2009

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awkward dancer

the person who is slightly less awkward at dancing than kimmy l.

Kimmy: hey that person is an awkward dancer
me: yeah shes almost as bad of a dancer as kimmy.

by bob1ip3[t97043t June 1, 2011

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an awkward drunksation

The awkward moment in which you are forced to stop by a drunk individual/groups of alder ladies who get to close and to comfy with you there breath smelling like whatever they've been drinking. Because you feel rude you sit through an awkward drunksation for anywhere upto 3 hours listening in on what seems to make little to no sence at all.

Boyfreind- me and your auntie had an interesting talk last night........

girlfreind- o no what about?!!!! she didn't get you with an awkward drunksation did she !!!!!

by the man!!! steve hha November 27, 2010

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Awkward balloons

This is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them โ€happy birthdayโ€ just because they are carrying balloons.

Patrick: happy birthday!
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.

by Yoo657 December 21, 2011

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Awkward T-Rex

Proper noun usually accompanied by hand gestures signifying small arms and a mimed a chomping motion. Denotes and objectifies the awkwardness of a prevailing situation in the form of a giant imaginary dinosaur.

Girl says "how's Kimberly"
Guy says "she dumped me last week"
Girl screams "awkward T-Rex!"
Laughter.

by British Daniel March 8, 2012


Awkward Traffic Shuffle

Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway

Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here

by Pete Brose July 30, 2010


That awkward moment when..

The phrase used when someone is tryign to find a reason to post something completley stupid on facebook

The phrase can also be used to send a message to someone.

1. That awkward moment when.. your brushing you teeth and you manage to get toothpaste in your eye.
2. That awkward moment when you ex girlfriend relizes you had been cheating on her when you were going out.

by whatyoutalkingabout October 30, 2011

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