Taking the day off school/college/university/work to get high with friends.
Teacher: "Where were you on Monday?"
Studennt: "Mate, fake and bake!"
Teacher: "S'cool, then."
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When you stuff a girls clit with some kind of chicken or cookie dough and eat her out. After that you wet your hair and whip her pussy with it.
"I just gave your sister some Southern Baking last weekend. "
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The female version of tea bagging. Tea bagging with a female character
After I shot Jason with the flare gun Betty gave his face a good old clam baking .
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when you sweet talk a girl so bad you might as well bake her a cake
Bill: hey whats up with Andre he hasn't texted me back
Fred : yeah i heard he is trying to get pics from Sarah so he's baking a cake
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A sweaty ass, usually causing boxers to stick to it.
"Damn dude, I got a baked potato."
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In the fire service it means that you are just about to get burnt over.
1. Shake out your fire shelter.
2. Bake in it until the fire passes.
During fire shelter training.
Come on it's time to shake and bake.
When referring to a deployment.
Those guys had to shake and bake to survive.
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When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)
I paid two chickens and a lifetime of regret to see a girl have a clam-bake in India
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