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a hot air balloon going Mach 10

A typical sight in Airforceproud95 videos, alongside other aircraft also going nearly at Mach 10.

"Is it possible to see a hot air balloon going Mach 10 IRL?"
"Nah fam."

by Unkanow April 15, 2020


Good thing I found a Magic Balloon

An expression for when you find an opportunity or object that is convenient along with useful.

Guy 1: We have nothing to eat! Without help, we'll starve!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!

by It's a stone Ruigi February 10, 2018


Irish balloon

after having sex when you take the condom off you pour whiskey inside it then mix it up and pour it into the girls mouth.

-(frank) Hey kenny i gave sarah and irish balloon last night.
-(kenny)Frank your insane.
-(frank)yep.

by big ape October 12, 2010

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South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

by FlipDogBoy February 3, 2011

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The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015


Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

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She floats through the room on a big balloon

You are probably high and need to burn the hell out of the drugs youโ€™re on. Sheโ€™s floating on her tits.

She floats through the room on a big balloon and itโ€™s terrifying.

by Justtrynaeducate April 16, 2020