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When you have a moment of ghettoness. or say something really gangsta.
1.You knew she was gonna have a black moment when you saw her foot long nails and her mouth about to open....
2.Tracy had another blck moment today. This time she was bobbing her head like a chiken while she said "Oh no you dit-int"
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BMW-Standing for BOY MEETS WORLD- a show from the late 1990's, with overdone/dramatic moments. A BMW moment is said when a person overreacts to something small.
Tina-"Where is my hairbrush?"
Jorge-"Oh I left it outside"
Tina-"OKAY. NOT ONLY DID YOU USE IT WITHOUT ASKING, BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT IT BACK, WHAT IF YOU WERENT HERE?? WHAT WOULD'VE I HAVE DONE? I WOULD HAVE NEVER OF FOUND IT, EVER, AND MY HAIR WOULD FOREVER ME TANGLED"
Jorge-"...omg Tina...BMW moment much?"
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A man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience in which he fails to find an item until enlisting the help of a female— often a mother, mother figure, or significant other.
Man: I can’t find my shoes.
Female: You’re having a man moment, they’re right in front of you.
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This refers to something that an individual (Usually A Glen) would deem widely accepted or cool to show off, but in reality it just makes them look like a fucking idiot.
That was such a glen moment...
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The gap in communication that occurs when the person who is listening spontaneously looses the ability to track the conversation in a meaningful way and the information simply doesn't stick. This often occurs due to outside distraction, being too drunk or high, lack of interest in the topic or talking to boring people.
Extended Teflon moments can take on the magnitude of a missing time experience.
"So should I dump him or try to work it out?"
**no response
"I just spent the last 15 minutes telling you how he ruined my weekend! Hello??"
** "I thought I saw Derek Jeter walk by and I had a Teflon moment. Sorry."
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A period of time where a person takes an overly large period of time for generally short daily actions.
Whoa, I just had a Queezle moment and spent two hours in the shower.
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A Magikarp Moment is when you have the expression of a Magikarp's face on your own. This usually occurs when you are stumped, in a state of shock or embarassed.
Jim: Hey Bob, I logged on to our computer this morning... And somehow a picture of you with 5 brazilian-shaved men and a guy dressed like batman in assless-chaps popped up...
Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)
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