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Unshaven vagina
She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.
A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard
The loose skin that remains on the underside of a circumsized penis.
"Would please give my Dragon's Beard a tug?"
Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis
Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm
Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden
Its when some dude with fur on his face that your dating starts getting on your freaking NERVES
Stop putting my hood over my face, its getting all weird in the beard!
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When a man's facial hair grows in patches of different colors.
Jeff's has a blonde mustache, black neckbeard, and red patches near his chin. He's got epic rainbow beard going on.
Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.
Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.