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When your feces hits the water so hard it feels like a tsunami in the toilet.
OH SHIT! THAT WAS A DINGLE BLAST!
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An action that is started when that prick across the room starts playing music on his cell phone, so you turn your MP3/Ipod's volume all the way up, and then engage in music battle over control of the loudest sound waves.
"Hey you hear that prick playing music?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Lets start Headphone Blasting!"
"Yeah!"
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An unassisted pantgasm.
"She took her top off and I just had a trouser blast. I knew I should've jerked off before I went out."
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Scanning the web for pictures of Mexicans being shot.
I was Mexi Blasting on my computer all day.
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When, in sub-freezing temperatures, a man ejaculates onto his fellator's face, but the semen freezes mid-air, blasting the face with cumsickles.
It's so cold out tonight, I'm going to give Eric's mom an arctic blast before she makes me hot chocolate.
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When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.
John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"
Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin
John: Ouch!
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When a man chills his semen in a spray bottle and sprays it on an unsuspecting victim.
What happened with that guy last night?
He totally winter blasted me.
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