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Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?
Olga: I did, it was amazing.
Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
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This is when 3 guys having intercourse with one girl. Each of their penises are fucking all three holes(mouth, ass, and vagina) at the same time to where she's air tight. And once all three guys have came in her, they pull out at the same time to make her holes make the same noise as a cork being removed from a wine bottle.
"Bro that foursome last night was awsome, we had her plugged up and made her pop like a Cork In The Wine Bottle"
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extremely thick eyeglass lenses
That kid with the coke-bottle glasses may look funny but he has a bad attitude.
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water bottle flip is a swag punk and is a trend and also a WATER BOTTLE
dude our best trend today is WATER BOTTLE FLIP
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When a man wraps his legs around a girld and ejaculates in her mouth and screams "I have herpies".
Jane and I had the best Alaskan Bottle Opener last night.
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When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.
To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.
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A hyper lethal gang that resides at Sam Barlow Highschool in western Oregon.
they fuck up any niggas that drink their water
Joe M. - "bro did you hear what water bottle gang did the other night?" Ben D. - "no what did they do?" Joe M. - "they drank a dude to death"