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a living bowl. he came to life because crack tempted him. he loves all cereal and hates birds.
wow. bowl man is here
To have a violent/explosive fecal experience.
Frank: “Dude my stomach feels like a wreck, can I use your bathroom?”
Mike: “I swear, every time you are here you need to Blast The Bowl. You alright man?”
Marijuana is nature's natural sleeping aid. Commonly used to alleviate symptoms associated with restlessness. If still unable to fall asleep, smoke another bowl. Smoke as many bowls as needed, up to the point of passing out. Consult with your street doctor and/or dispensary to obtain refills.
I was up all night staring at the ceiling. Damn, I should've had a sleeping bowl.
A real asshole. Somebody who either did something wrong; or is simply disliked in general.
Sean: Mike stole $50 from me yesterday
Reuben: Yeah; He's a real bowl smasher
A Wonderful New Holiday Tradition: One-Handed Beer Football
Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible.
The rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• One-hand touch
• All players must have a PBR in hand at all times
• If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• Extra points for beards and mullets
The Saturday after Thanksgiving is when the PBR Bowl is played.
Crashing into a group of trees with your automobile.
After last night's Nature Bowling, I had to get a new windshield.
When you are high asf at the bowling alley
Dude me and my friends went weed bowling last weekend.