Rural Dictionary

seagull breath

A person who has disgusting breath like a seagulls.

Can also be called Seagarl Breath after the famous dickhead actor, who reputedly has toxic breath.

Get your stinkin Seagarl Breath out of my face!

by DeeZool July 25, 2005

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LOCOMOTIVE BREATH

YOUR BREATH AFTER PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A FEMALE WHO HAS JUST PULLED A TRAIN OF MEN. THE FOUL ODOR IS CAUSED BY THE SEMEN AND SWEAT LEFT ON OR AROUND THE VAGINA BY SUCH AN ACT.

MAN!! BRO!! DUDE!! YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE EATEN THAT BITCHES PUSSY AFTER SHE PULLED THAT TRAIN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS, YOU GOT THE LOCOMOTIVE BREATH BAD!!!!

by SATAN'S INFIDEL September 28, 2018

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Dragon Breath

When it is so cold in/outside, you can see your breath, eg. Dragon Breath.

Person 1: Is it cold outside?
Person 2: Yeah, i've got dragon breath man.

by Andy2k11 December 19, 2010

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Cucumber or cukes is made up of 90% water, which is easily digested, but what happens with the other 10%? The problem is that this % accumulates along the sides and roof of your mouth, and a largre portion of this percent subsides just before your airvalves. When a person breathes a very distant (almost matched to garlic breathe) smell exhales from your mouth, this is called "Cucumber breath."

It is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cucummber in private. Not to be shared as a social food or treat. Also watch out for 'Persian Cucumbers' as their smell is much worse.

Jenna: "Hey babe, your breathe is honking (Holds nose)"
Stephen: "But all I had was this measely cucumber..."
Jenna: "Eeuw! Haven't you heard of 'Cucumber Breathe'? Sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present."
Stephen: "(Sulks)."

by Jacob Ladizwi May 2, 2008

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Breathe on me

The equivalent of "suck my dick." Directed at women, it can literally mean to suck dick, whereas when directed at men it is usually an insult. Not to be confused with "Breathe on them" which means to kill someone.

"Hey, can I borrow 30 bucks?"
"You can breathe on me is what you can do broke-ass"

by PuroNorteLove December 30, 2016

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