Spicy Bum

The dump you take the day after you eat alot of spicy food. Characterized by a burning sensation in the rectum. These poos are especially stinky.

Are you sure you want to add chili peppers? Your going to get bad spicy bum tomorrow!

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bum fights

When you pay two bums to fight each other to the death. The winning bum gets the deads bum's money

You: Hey, i'll pay you 20 bucks each to fight to the death
Bum 1: ok
Bum 2: sounds fair
-The fights starts-
-Bum 2 wins-
You: ok heres 40 bucks
Bum 2: cool

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bum crumpet

A toastable anally administered hot snack

"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"

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Poker Bum

Poker Bum- is a person that hangs out and plays poker in card rooms 24/7. This person usually plays poker just to get by and has no career goals or actual income. In general they are irresponsible, burnt out negative people with no work ethic.

To spot a Poker Bum aside from his constant presence, you may hear him complain about how much money he used to have and how unlucky he is. This person may randomly and unusually be nice to you for the sole purpose of trying to 'Bum' money from you.

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Peachy Bum

A human bottom which is soft and yummy like a peach

Miss X's peachy bum was visible through her ridiculously sexy pantalons

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Bum Breath

One whose breath smells of ass

My god brush your teeth you bum breath!

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Bum Nose

A bum nose is when the end of your nose has a cleft that is beginning to resemble bum cheeks.

Hey, did you know Dan Aykroyd has a bum nose?

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