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In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.
I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.
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A girl with an ass so flat, that a NFL referee can perform the first down arm movement on her backside and never hit her ass.
She had a nice rack, but she definitely had the first down ass.
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When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina
Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE
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One of my favorite bands. They have so many great songs. The whole fuckin band is fuckable. The lead singer (Sonny Moore) is now 17. He was born on January 15, 1988. That's for everyone down there who said he was 15.
From First To Last is a great band.
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The sensation resulting from the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages after being unexpectedly upgraded to first class on a flight. The free nature of the beverage service causes the individual to consume more than he/she normally would in a public setting.
Boss: Tim, you seem out of it today. Experiencing jet lag from your trip back yesterday?
Tim: No Sir, I have to admit that I had a bit too much to drink on the plane. I'm experiencing the first class hangover...
Cheap Boss: I’m glad to see that you are putting the company’s money to good use... I better not see those drinks on your expense report.
Tim: Don’t worry Sir, you wont. The flight was overbooked and I received a free upgrade to first class. To maximize the value of the company’s money, I thoroughly utilized the services included with the upgrade...Jackass.
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Your first name is a trend on UD that often follows a certain pattern. Upon searching your first name you often find that the first couple definitions are an obvious ploy by every single person of that name with an ego. It may take some searching but you will usually find the true definition, mainly having something to do with a sexual reference.
Mike: Go search your first name on UD
Jeff: OK
1. Jeff is a super awesome sexy guy
2. A Jeff is a Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.
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The first time a teenage boy discovers his ascent into manhood after rising from his bed and looking down at the imprint in his sheets.
Mateo: How was your night?
Alex: <Takes puff from a cigar> Amazing. I'm a man now.
Mateo: Oh, are you now? How did that happen?
Alex: I had this dream about Adriana Lima and when I woke up and got out of bed, I looked down and saw my First Snow Angel.
Mateo: Gross, dude.
Alex: If you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what I did with your girlfriend.
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