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Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.
Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.
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The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.
I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!
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Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.
Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.
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When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs
Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride
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Dancing, probably on carpet, think about it
Did you see him carpet cutting at my house last night? It was mad cool.
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Overuse of the word "fuck" or "fucking" in your speech.
Member1: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS FUCKING BANNED ME FOR NO REASON YOU STUPID FUCKS! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!
Member2: Well, the carpet F-bombing you just pulled sealed the deal.
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When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.
Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room