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there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.
He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.
Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches
Exactly twenty $20 bills totaling $400.
It took 39 deliveries to get carrot money from my favorite stores.
A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina
Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch
A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.
Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.
Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.
the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange
I fucking hate purple carrots!
Me too lets make them orange.
fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot