He is the most hottest beatiful man ever he plays vr and bad at it
An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.
Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter
Or
You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!
Something you should not do because it will not tighten your boy holes.
Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?
Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.
Something that does not tighten your boy holes.
James: Yo bro what are you doing?
Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.
It’s when a chicken and a bunny and a carrot love each other very dearly so much so that the birds and the bees come for a visit and give them a chicken bunny carrot
I bought my friend Ellie a chicken bunny carrot for Easter
Lizzy search up chicken bunny carrot noises on YouTube