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When you're taking a poop and you're so dehydrated you don't even have to wipe.
"Dude! No need for toilet paper. I had a clean break!"
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What men of LOW to NO levels of integrity, education, ethics, morals, values, virtues, etc. ask women on the first date or in a first job interview to qualify them as a trashy golddigger or "Monica Lewinski" future pleasure pal?... AND to see if they shave their pussy (vagina).
"So, Crystal, (with a drink in your hand if you're in a bar)... are you clean-shaven?"
A "yes" response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, "Damn, I wish I was your Lover" amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp "Penis Patrick/Swinger Nikki/Zero Vero Style."
"So Pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little cock under the desk (in the "Oral Executive/HR Office/Penthouse)... are you clean-shaven"?
A "yes" response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills assessment command performance "on your knees" TEST/JOB assignment" (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).
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1. As close to clean as things ever get on college campuses. So many people use the same space in college that, no sooner than something is cleaned, it gets dirty again.
I feel sorry for the cleaning lady. No matter how many times a day she washes the windows the student's grubby fingerprints ensure that the windows are never more than college clean.
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do the extreme
Horse in
really go for it
do the dawg! (dog)
1) you are very slow with the drinking pace there Ian! why don't you rip clean in?
2) I ripped Clean into the gats, boy!
3) I ripped clean into the bass trombone! The conductor told me to play only forte!
4) your man slapped my girlfriend's ass so I ripped clean into him!
5) I ripped clean into a batter burger after gatting!
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"Cleaning the Boat" is a slang term for shaving your pubes. More specifically for a female to shave her pubes.
Me: "Hey whatcha up to?"
Friend: "Just cleaning the boat, you?"
Me: "Ew"
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the act of blowing your nose, picking boogers, or sniffing really hard before snorting some intoxicating substance
I need to clean the casino because I'm having a party there later.
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pornography with no smoking in it whatsoever
Porn user 1: I'm looking at porn with smoking in it.
Porn user 2: Not me! I'm looking at clean porn.
Porn user 1: What?
Porn user 2: Porn with NO SMOKING in it whatsoever.
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