This one is for the fitness crowd. Not the cross fit wussies though.
You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.
Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.
Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.
When a girl has 3 dicks in her at the same time one in the mouth, one in the ass, and one in her pussy!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Abi!!!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise?
Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ!
Abi : 3 Cocks!
Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth!
Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise!
Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise?
Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself!
Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him!
Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock!
Kiersten : Now that a good idea!
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A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.
That fucking keith thinks he is the main man when infact he is a right cock ender!
The inadvertent contact of male genitalia by another male by way of a third party.
Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense!
Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"
An easy lady with a penchant for the love truncheon
You might want to give her a miss Brian, she is riddled with cock
An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.
"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.
Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.