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Cold
You know the yolk it's spreading from
You laugh as people scatter 'bout
Surrounded by a veil of stars
You realize your life is dark
Earth gets colder every day
If scientists could have their way
They'd study us from far away
And watch as people's minds decay
Cold
Your body's in the hands of fools
With swimming pools and low IQ's
There's nothing to see, nothing to do
Buy your stocks and sell your jewels
Bill collectors stole my mail
My wife and kids are all for sale
I hope to god I go to jail
And no one can come up with bail
Cold Life
I can't control my buried thoughts
The slightest thing makes me distraught
I'm like the people I once fought
My every action's being bought
Robot trainers earn their pay
As mutant kids go out to play
It's such a pretty pretty day
With orange nights and days of grey
Cold
I've now become a nervous wreck
I'm getting closer to my death
I keep expecting my last breath
As all my friends just laugh and jest
The earth is such a filthy place
And human such an awful race
And I'd rather live in outer space
Where death goes at a slower pace
Cold Life
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When dancing in a club near to two people of a girthy build, that the pull is that strong you are pulled through the and come out the other side 2 Dimensional....You have been cold rolled.
This is in relation to the manufacturing process of cold rolling.
"watch were your dancing mate your about to be cold rolled between those behemoths!!"
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The large amount of phlegm you cough up but have nowhere to politely spit out, forcing you to swallow it again.
I was in the lift the other day and had to choke down a cold oyster
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running cold 1: out of food, drugs or sex 2: being shut down, rejected or
3 being dead
mike is running cold on his woman
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Cold looking - to look cold is to look unhappy and not friendly.
The woman was a rather cold looking person.
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Some seriously cold, unfeeling, shit.
Girl 1: Sorry, but I have a three inch minimum.
Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!
Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.
Guy: That's some cold shit.
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The act of masturbating in the shower right up until you're about to cum and then rinsing your penis in cold water in order to delay ejaculation. Repeated as many times as desired.
Jim: Since when does it take you 45 minutes to take a shower? Now we're late for the game.
Bob: Sorry, I was in a groove and never wanted it to end. I had to cold soak like 15 times.
Jim: You can do all the cold soaking you want on your own time. Lets go.
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