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roanoke college is a social, not academic, conglomerate of good looking drunk people in pastels and pearls. the typical, good looking roanoke college student possesses a casual arrogance which is eclipsed only by the size of their disposable income.
"welcome to roanoke college, your application shows little intelligence but your Lilly dress is quite becoming. here is your solo cup and your diploma! congrats on that MRS. degree, are you going to the polo match?"
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Roanoke college is a BEAUTIFUL private school located in Salem, Virginia. Roanoke is an amazing school academically. Roanoke is not for everyone though. If you are not Rich and good looking, don't bother. Attending Roanoke is like living at a 24/7 country club. Room service provided, maids, and also gourmet meals every night. Roanoke is home to amazingly hot girls and good looking men. Roanoke is very preppy and there are always people running around in the latest Ralph Lauren, Lilly, and Vineyard vines.
Salem local(working in a store)- you look good where are you going today?
Roanoke college girl- I attend Roanoke college..I'm going to class
Salem local- Oh so you're spending your 4 years at a country club. Rich fuck
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Those that not only sell their bodies at night but also their brains by day
College student: "Plebecite, I go to Harvard"
Random Pedestrian: "Must be a tough life huh?"
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a college that will accept anyone
Did you hear Tom and Joe got into Devry so what it is a slutty college.
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online school, all you need is a laptop and some financial aid.
Most universities offer online school. If you don't have a desk, you are in couch college.
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A college that allows for a complete showcase of the latest Ralph Lauren styles. One need not to have brains, just money. The only thing Urban about Roanoke College is the Multi-Cultural table.
When at Roanoke College the hardest decision I make is, shall I wear the pink polo shirt or the periwinkle one?
At least I know either way my collar will be standing high with pride.
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A place where students actually pay for their education unlike University Students who's parents spend $45,000 a year so they can major in basket weaving. Community colleges are for people who are really career orientated unlike University students who can party all night every week, not study, and pay the professors off to give them a C average. Even though community colleges might lack some social atmosphere, some have plenty of clubs for students interests who can join to meet new people and develop friendships which an alternative to the traditional University fraternity/sorority where people become warped and mind controlled by a sick diabolical satanic frat leaders with no empathy for humanity and who have been groomed to be elitists. 1.5 million students attend community college around the country. Their are many career choices at CC to choose from and you spend a lot less money. Some CC's are even better than some Universities in terms of class size, cost, educational environment, and professors. CC's tend to be even more culturally diverse than Universities because certain Universities only accept rich white kids (waspy) because their families have certain connections and descend from medieval royalty.
"He graduated from community college with an associate degree in Landscaping & Horticulture. He started his own landscaping business and is living well off."
"He graduated from a prestigious University with a engineering degree but can't find a job because all the engineering jobs have been outsourced to China and India. Now he's washing dishes at TGI Friday's trying to make ends meet. The economy sucks."
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