Covid-🇸🇬

When the citizens of an island-state are more afraid of being fined, sued, jailed, or caned for airing their politically incorrect views about the authorities and the judiciary than the dangers posed by the coronavirus—in Singapore, the fear factor of libel and imprisonment is greater than the plague parameter of infection and death.

For foreigners in developing countries who admire the clean and green “fine” city, with its low crime and corruption, they can’t quite figure out why citizens and residents perceive Covid-🇸🇬 to be more dangerous than Covid-19.

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Covid Vaccine

When you flex on white bitches that you don't need a mask and immune to covid (not really)

I don't need a mask karen I'm vaccinated with the Covid Vaccine

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Covid-🇹🇼

When Taiwan promises the fifteen countries that still have diplomatic ties with her to help them buy Covid-19 vaccines as long as Taiwanese money is not used to procure China’s home-grown, half-trialed vaccines.

Beijing tried to bribe a number of vulnerable poor nations in Latin America, the Caribbean, and the Pacific, by promising to help them with their Covid-🇹🇼 and financial crises if they would just ditch Taiwan for China.

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Covid-🤥

The emoticon for “Trumpvirus.” When the corona lies and conspiracies of the Liar-in-Chief to the American public are more dangerous than the virus itself, whose blind faith in him has led to millions of infected cases and tens of thousands of deaths.

Except for diehard Trumpists who would disagree to the nth degree, Covid-🤥 is deadlier than Covid-19 from any angle.

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COVID-19

The word to use when you are tired of saying “coronavirus”.

Please stay in your house cuz you don’t want COVID-19.

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covid soldier

A previously infected person who enters high risk environments as part of a Commitment to a greater cause.

Lyle were out of beverages ...you run in for another round.

Lyle: fuck dat i ain’t no covid soldier

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Covid-19

The virus that has killed way too many people, ruined baseball season, causes people all over the world to panic, made everyone go out and but masks, made entitled white moms go to every store to but as much toilet paper as possible, and just fucked our 2020

dan-Man Fuck Covid-19
mark-Suuussshhh you don't want the white moms to hear you say that

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