crack mobile

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you

There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

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cracked stick

Another term for masturbation.

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"

low crack

An ass crack that literally starts an inch or less above the anal cavity.

Evelyn is a low cracked byotch.

Dry cracking

To take it in the ass dry!

My Job is always Dry Cracking me!

i'd crack

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."

Yo, I'd crack her.

Crack Mode

A state in which most teenagers go through, no drugs are required to go into this state. Symptoms may include unusual behavior, mood swings, and being horny. People may not remember what happened while being in crack mode afterwards. Things that may get you into crack mode are caffeine, unusual medication, lack of medication, nighttime, and loud music.

Anthony "Hey Brian, are you horny?"
Brian "You're on crack mode aren't you?"