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Arcujo curse

Something bad always happens immediately after sex.

“Me and Ryan Reynolds fucked, then the power went out.”

“It sounds like you’ve been hit with the Arcujo curse.”

by gbc1969 February 28, 2023


xfudge curse

xfudge curse is when you are unable to win the gulag in call of duty warzone the only way one could get rid of this curse is by wining the gulag somehow

person 1: shit you died try to win the gulag
person 1:oh wait he has the xfudge curse

by dvrk June 29, 2020


The Curse of Big Tony

When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.

"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)

by Party Tony October 20, 2018


Collector's Curse

Collector's Curse is the strange situation where someone will buy large quantities of random items (cloth dolls, physical game bundles, pop figures, etc.) in a sporadic shopping spree. This is usually done by said person in hopes that, one day during their lifetime, said objects will be worth a fortune.

Similar to:
Hoarder
Scavenger

Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse

by Charnime October 25, 2023


Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.

Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"

by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021


Maya curse

a curse where someone can't type properly

hey gusy Imn board
Maya curse: can't type properly

by dudelovescake July 12, 2024


Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.

Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"

by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021