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A sexual act performed by a desperate woman in an agriculture field. This must involve a minimum of 5 male field laborers and must be performed in the dirt and with no protection. Male participants should span over multiple generations. This risky behavior is performed mostly in the summer months and commonly near migration camps. The female participant is most often an older business woman from an affluent community.
That was one hot digital chilli farm famila and I got dirt all over my dress and knees.
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The music industry's final form that sends you to literal jail for even simply having some accidental background music. DMCA's nuclear toy that is so diabolical it made Satan piss his pants because he wouldn't be allowed to listen to music or else they would rip him straight out of hell and into another type of hell
Prisoner A: I murdered multiple people robbing a bank, how about you?
Prisoner B: All I did was stream Cyberpunk 2077 without disabling the music. Goddamn you The Digital Copyright Act of 2021!
Priosner A: Damn bro get me the hell outta here
A web-based disorder in which the patient is beset with the need to comment continuously on another's Facebook wall. Their dedicated doting is not done out of affection but out of an extreme insecurity. These positive comments are the web2.0 equivalent of pissing on a tree to mark territory. Attempts to delete these pheromone-infused comments will only accelerate their onslaught until you're inundated with notifications from being tagged in photos you aren't in, and your statuses being "liked" regardless of their content.
At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.
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was a very nice, redone, technology high school until the board of education made them lower there standards and hoodrats came in and destroyed it!!
Iz go up digital harbor high school and steal the mouses off the computers and graffiti on the bathroom walls because me dont no respect !!!
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Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.
My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.
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The passive consolidation of digitally produced or procured data which can be processed and disseminated to support the protection of a military force. DFP is not targeting or collection and is never active.
Digital Force Protection (DFP) is NOT SIGINT , NOT EW and NOT CYBER, It is DFP you stupid SOF VAMPIRE!!
The result of harmful gifs, video or injected content into emails, AR or VR that triggered a traumatic response for the recipient. Current day example of a strobing gif sent to Kurt Eichenwald who has epilepsy, immediately inducing a seizure which could cause a panic reaction, akin to PTSD, upon opening emails in the future.
In increasing numbers, with the revelation of viral content bombs being injected into the VR Web, patients are exhibiting trauma responses that are now being diagnosed as "21st Century Digital PTSD". This form of PTSD, unique to this century and the digital world, can cause sufferers to eschew all forms of digital communication due to the trauma inflicted through the various platforms.