When u ding your dong on a Wong holdin a gong
U got your ding dong wong stuck in a gong behold god
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when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door
"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."
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Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them
Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news
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When someone sticks their ding dong (penis) into another person's ass sideways
John: yo Tom I just had a ding dong ass with ella
Tom: that's my guy
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When you gotta smash but you gotta blast before her dad comes into the room.
Guy 1: Yo fam I totally pulled a Ding Dong and Dash on Marion last night!
Guy 2: Dude no way!
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When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.
Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !
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Its when someone is talking to you and you just blurt out DING DANG DOOGLE.
"Hey nice weather outside" "DING DANG DOOGLE" what the fuk?
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