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Cuffing's disease is a serious condition in which the patient has attracted a member of the opposite sex in which him/her has no interest whatsoever. Symptoms usually occur within 3 to 4 hangout dates and only worsen as the two people spend more time together. As of now there are no known cures except to "keep it real" from the get go.
Mary: Wow, jenna gave that guy her number last week and they hungout ONCE because she felt bad. Now he won't stop hitting her up.
Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease
Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease
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Sunburn to a black person
It was so hot today that I got some whiteboy disease on me!
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Lack of Common Sense Disease
Symptoms are :
Lack Of Common Sense (obviously)
Goofy Look On Face ( Even When Being Serious )
Lack Of Attention
Some Experence:
Gay Tone In Voice
Extreme Hunger ( Even When Not Hungry )
Signs Start At Childhood... But Cure Is Still Unknown
Thanx Steve And Tirzah
The Truth Must Be Told !!!!
What Wrong With That Guy? Whys He Doing Things Ass Backwards?
Its Locs Disease.
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WAF's disease
1. The "Weird As F***" Disease
2. When someone has no social graces
3. When someone never filters what they say and think they're being funny, but are just making everyone else uncomfortable and feel really awkward.
"Amanda is weird as f***, she's got that WAF's disease!"
"Amanda's WAF's went crazy the other day and she started talking about her addiction to video games...it was really embarassing that she wasn't embarassed."
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The gay disease is when you say gay too much times when texting or talking it can cause cancer or cause you to be gay yourself
Kaden has said gay too much times and Now had the gay disease
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One butt-cheek with an abnormal size and shape. The cause is from petting Giraffe tongues. Another cause is eating pretzel and cherrios at the same time. Side affects of Bum Disease are excrutiating pain. Feeeling an overwhelming attractivness to Mr.Collins. There is only two ways to cure this unfathomable disease, you must look pictures of sexy nerds and Mr. Darcy. from Pride and Prejudice .
Willis didn't go to school because he had Bum Disease.
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A disease that's plagued people with lack of empathy, sympathy, ability to care and make appropriate friends.
Oh, that guy is being really awkward and being with the wrong friends. I'm not sure why he hasn't texted me back as he is showing his definite friendship with me, man.. he has a social disease.
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