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The sense of anxiety one feels after posting a new status to one's Facebook timeline. Generally induced by the fear the status won't garner enough Likes, won't be seen by the right people, or doesn't properly craft one's image.
Michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at The French Laundry only got 7 Likes.
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When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.
When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.
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Roleplay identity disorder is a form of DID (dissociative identity disorder) where the subject feels the need to pretend or 'roleplay' that they have this very rare disorder
Yesterday I was diagnosed with Roleplay identity disorder (RID)' by my therapist. She says it's a real disorder
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A condition in which the victim cannot sleep, has marital issues, anger management problems and other anti-social behaviors caused by being dragged to plays, opera, ballet, and especially modern dance performances.
Ever since she dragged him to the opera, he hasn't been the same. Today, he just lost it over the littlest thing...I think he has Post-dramatic Stress Disorder.
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A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.
Me: I can't come into work today.
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood
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the KOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with @karlasmannerss; so much so that people who are affected with this disorder can’t stop making hate tweets/posts about her 24/7. Other symptoms of this disorder include - thinking hating on Katerina is their reason to breathe, their hobby and their lifestyle. This disorder is generally found in people who do not have jobs, people with no life or people who stink. After many studies, doctors claim the only way you can get rid of this disorder is to…dye.
Jobless rat: Tanked! Nobody cares about k*terina
Kats protectors: STFU i think u have a KOD (Katerina Obsessive Disorder)… go get a life!
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This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.
This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.
Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?
Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).
Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?
Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.
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