morale drive

A hard drive containing "morale". Used by deployed military in areas where internet is scarce or unavailable. Typically contains movies from last year, though often will contain porn as well. Often kept hidden amidst enlisted members, as command typically believes morale to be "unprofessional"

"Any chance we can get better porn on the Morale Drive?"
"What? Aren't the bootleg movies we bought from the locals good enough?"

Hard-driving

Compiling mass amounts of information, skill or abilities.

Always riding, like I'm always hard-driving.

Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees

I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.

Painting Drive By

As a train comes by use your canister of paint and spray it all over the train or be in a car and have your buddies drive as you hold a can of paint and spray on walls while moving.

Guy 1: "I'm ready to go to the train station to do a Painting Drive By"
Guy 2: "Me too"

Drivey Drive

Drivey Drive = cruise
Drivey Drive = cruise-ting
Drivey Drive = cruise-walla
Drivey Drive = long drive
Drivey Drive = drive for fun

When you're sitting and chilling, watching the game and drinking a bud... your mate rings up and says "fancy going for a drivey drive?"

Driving A Beretta

Driving while so intoxicated, one cannot even keep their vehicle on the proper side of the road.

Dude, that guy in the van is driving a Beretta!

samoan drive-by

a sucker punched delivered from a slow moving car, usually by a large person of polynesian decent.

Jimmy got that nasty shiner in a samoan drive-by when some SOS looking gangsters rolled up