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girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.
that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.
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Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.
Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.
e.g.
"Looping in Trevor!"
"Adding Mary for visibility!"
"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."
"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."
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The act of sciencing under the influence of alcohol
"Did we do Drunk Science again?"
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When someone falls for no reason, says something that doesn't make sence or shouts something randomly.
I fell while getting books from my desk. I feel so stupid.
Don't worry. You just had a drunk moment
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When Di consumes too much alcohol and her already dulled brain signals are further dulled. Her brain signal that warns her when she is making more mistakes is reduced, ultimately reducing self-control which leads to physical violence (open palm slaps to the face) and destruction of property.
I went for a drink, next thing I know I was Di drunk and smashing glasses and slapping anyone in my close proximity.
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When an individual is heavily intoxicated and attempts to "perform" some of Miley's greatest hits, mainly, but not exclusive too: Party int the USA, The Climb, When I look at you, See you again, and 7 things. The Designated Drunk has the highest probability of Drunk Mileying throughout the night. Drunk Mileying occurs at an optimal BAC of .085 - .1 and the individual who is Drunk Mileying will often blame knowing the words to the song on a younger sibling of theirs, most likely a little sister. If the Designated Drunk Driver is the one who is Drunk Mileying however, you should immediately get out of the car.
Designated Driver: *Turns on the radio*
Drunk individual in the back seat: -SO HARD WITH MY GIRLS NOT AROUND ME, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A NASHVILLE PARTY
Designated Driver: *bashes head against window while swearing many expletives*
Drunk Individual in the back seat: CAUSE ALL I SEE ARE STILETTOS, I GUESS I NEVER GOT THE MEMO
Designated Driver: STOP DRUNK MILEYING
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A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
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