cracker eater

A girl so hot you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Unless she wanted to fuck on the floor. Not to be confused with a serial killer that eats white people i.e.- Jeffery Domer or Ed Gein.

That chick is so hot, she's a cracker eater.....

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shit eater

trent coots

trent cootz eats his moms shit

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booger eater

inbred idiot of any race who's mere existance pisses you off.

"look at those booger eaters off to the tractor pull with their kissing cousin girlfriends. i wanna punch 'em!"

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Eater Fetish

Someone whos fetish is having someone watch them eat food. The watcher doesn't need to be naked, but must not be eating. Just sitting there, intently watching the other person eat.

Woman1: Dude I hate going out with Dave. He always wants me to watch him eat before I order my food.

Woman 2: Oh, I heard about that. Dave must have an eater fetish!

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game eater

a country hick who beats army in the shower

Whats your game eater doing right now?

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jam eater

Derogotary phrase, used to imply someone partakes in Oral Sex with a girl while she is on her period.

Joe: James, you are such a fucking jam eater

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Dog eater

A chinse person or a freind you like to make fun of. Or they problay eat dogs you call them a dog eater

Chinese person: hey guys what did u guys have for diner?
Fish:some food
Chinse person:i had some chinese food
Whitekid: hahh YOU ATE A FUCKING DOG HA HA YOU DOG EATER

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