some one who is fake edge is some one who does not take the straight edge name seriously and usually starts to claim sxe as for status/friends/excuse and more often is because they think its a trend. but its not. its a life long commitment for yourself and no body else. fake edgers give into drugs or "sell out" becuase they were never true.
"is derek really straight edge?"
"naw dood hes a fake edge bitch and deserves to get stomped"
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Someone who tries to pretend they're from Boston, but aren't. A Fake Bostonian is an out-ah-townah who possesses a Boston sweatshirt, says that they're from Boston, and has a varying degree of a Boston accent (usually they drop their r's, but don't have the vowels right).
Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.
Person: Can you put this in the shopping caht?
Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.
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Another way to say "100% fake"
Bob : I can delete Recycle Bin!
Martin : Fake as Fuck
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An expression you say when you see something obviously fake.
"Have you seen that hot chick on FB?"
"Yeah, fake as hell."
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Another terminology for 'masturbation'. Since one would make love, but instead if it's masturbation, you are therefore creating artificial love, therefore faking said love.
"Feel like faking love to youu"
"I'd fake love to you all night long"
"I think we should fake love"
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one who leads others to believe that he is addicted to cigarette smoking but does not actually inhale cigarette smoke
-wow kyle smokes way too many cigarettes now
-yeah but hes a fake smoker so im not too worried about him
-OH i get it! because smoking makes you cool
- ( :
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