Fap Fodder

When an attractive female is added to an otherwise nerdy or geeky element. Most prevelent fap fodder can be found at E3, in the form of Both Babes. Other forms occur when said female brings game updates or news. While some attractive females may play games, the ones that don't but are paid to pretend they do are noticable.

"Why the fuck was Marisa Miller on Spike's coverage on E3? She only Fap Fodder

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Fap Dust

Dust that gathers on collections, often connected with profound fapping.

Every collector has it. Over everything collected will be a solid layer of dust, that’s dry skin cells to you and me. In a collectors room full of bikini clad girls Anime figurines, maids and girls with cat ears.. that dust is yours. Fap dust!

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Fap tax

Paying the fap tax is when you subscribe to a streamer on twitch which will allow you to loudly fap from then on. Not paying the fap tax will result in a ban. So silent faping is the way to go if you cant subscribe.

Ex: "dude i cant fap like this", "just pay the fap tax and you will be fine"

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fap farm

Jerkin off to animals or the thought of animals.

He got so drunk last night he totally pulled a "fap farm".

Chokin the chicken literally!!!!

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fap juice

Any media that inspires the urge to masturbate.

That picture of Carmen Electra is fap juice and I want to ejaculate all over her face!

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Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Buick Regal and gets baked for no reason and believe he’s in Minecraft and has blocks falling on top of him

Zach Mueller is a fap rag

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fap flap

Another word for the Magnetic Cover of the New iPad2.

The cover protects the screen during fapping.

"Dude, gruwesome."
"Fortunately only on my fap flap and not on the screen

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