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The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.
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A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
Synchronized football is an individual hybrid sport of regular football and penalty kicks. The name derives from it's mathematically perfected, synchronized field layout. The game can host a number of players, ranging from 3-6, where the goal layout of a 3 player-match would be a triangle, and in a game of 5 players would be a pentagon and so on.
Hi Geir! Want to play a game of synchronized football? Me a and my buddies here challenge you to a hectagon game.
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A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.
Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.
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A game in which you order food in a drive through, and you have a friend wait somewhere just outside the car (a bush, behind a pole, ect.) and when your order is ready that friend sprints by and takes the food that is being handed to you. You and whoever else is in the car pretend that you have absolutely no idea who that person is and demand another order or your money back. You get twice as much food, or your money back.
John, Eric, Le'Qwonte, and Ian were hungry. They decided to go to Taco Bell and play Fast Food Football. After they ordered, John got out and then as the food was being handed to Eric he ran by and took the food as if it was a football. He then ran around the block. Eric and the other friends then demanded a free order. They got the original order, and a free one. Then they picked up John and everyone was happy.
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A recent new sport started in 2009 where women actually wear limited revealing clothes and sports equipment such as pads and helmets and play football. This has now created a new (sort of) equivalent female counterpart for football professionally.
Other guy: Wanna watch some Lingerie Football League games?
Me: The fuck is that?
Other guy:hot chicks actually dressing in sports uniforms and revealing clothes and play football.
Me:Awesome....
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